End of Life Crisis
A week ago, I was eating lunch and saw a family (mom + dad + late teenage years girl) on the next table just finishing up their lunch and leaving.
Nothing special right? Wrong.
60+ years mom still believes she is hip and with-it by dressing as a 15 year old girl. I’m not farting about people, this is no joke. I always thought these old people just existed in a stand-up comedians routine or some lame book’s idea of originality, but I guess ideas are based on something real. But damn, it was like seeing Jurassic Park 90210.
So her bright yellow t-shirt was freaking tight, her make-up was layered (think lasagna), her shorts were higher than the space station, her backpack/purse (yes readers, she had a backpack/purse thing. You know, the small black bag that is hooked up to shoe strings that is used as a substitute for a real backpack. Lemme find a picture, thanks Google) was a cry for help.
And from what I could tell, the walking raisin didn’t believe she was older than 15.
I don’t know what the dad and daughter looked like, other than thinking that they were “normal” enough to forget about.
I wish I was brave and witty enough to have said something to her.
2 Responses to “End of Life Crisis”
You sound like a real ass!
I try not to be one, but a lot of the times I am in real life. Thats why I got this blog, so I can be an ass in binary while still being socially accepted in in the real world. Not with my friends though, ass through and through.
You should really post with your real name and email address instead of hiding behind anonymity when insulting someone. But it’s ok, I’m not really insulted.
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