TB #60
<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some F**KED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man… if I were him I'd be f**king KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the f**kin rabbit WENT INTO A F**KIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN F**KIN MONEY.
<Galactic> f**kin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically f**kin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> F**kin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> F**K NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those f**kin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a f**kin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot f**kin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot f**kin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap… what the F**K was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing… wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a f**kin grapefruit… who the F**K eats a breakfast that big
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots…
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> F**KING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the f**king MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of f**king 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the f**king kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ….
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
One Response to “TB #60”
i’m at work right now, and i’m trying soooo hard not to laugh…! good one, t!
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