Archive for March, 2007
New Asia
Around 5am and I’m currently at a rest area in the Jersey Turnpike. For some reason there are many hot Asian girls here, real hot. Shame they’re the skanky hot and not the cute hot kind. Well…not really a shame I guess.
I’m Un-American?
Well our President is slower than a glacier in the Sahara and I’ve mentioned that a few times…many times, but does that make me “Un-American”? I would assume so since that’s the only thing that even remotely comes close to me be questioned by HUAC.
Here is an email I received today:
ATTENTION!
The Bureau of Morality [...]
Credited
Just got off the phone with my mother’s credit card company. It seems as if our card (it’s a family emergency type credit card) was duplicated. The amount of fraudulent charges? ~$20,000.00 worth. This guy sure loves his electronics shopping in the NY/NJ area. Thieves…they suck.
Day With A Flower
Hung out with Daisy today, it was fun and delicious. We got some lunch at the Sherman Cafe in Union Square. We both got some Gruyère sandwiches, which were amazing. It was the first time I had scali bread and dude…best sandwich bread ever. I also got some spinach soup which [...]
How Capital
Just got back from The Capital Grille. Went there with a few friends, which is always fun. It’s primarily a steakhouse and apparently their steaks are well done (no pun intended…OK, maybe slightly intended).
I got the calamari, parmesan truffle fries, and salmon with the two mustard sauce. Calamari was well prepared, but [...]
Mutard & Kutard
Hung out with the Chows tonight. The highlights…
Parking In Rear is still funny.
David Lynch was born a freak and will die a freak. I respect freaks, even though I don’t understand them some times. Isabella Rossellini is required to be naked in his movies and old ladies dancing on cars is totally [...]
Move It
Long distance moving companies suck, more on this later (if I get bored). I may even get legal, so help me later if you can…looking at you Letters and 8.
Ow My Back
Happy Ides of March everybody. Watch your back.
Funny.
Be Like Deeds
Watched another episode of Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern, but what’s so special about this episode TB? Well, this one goes out to Deeds, the setting was the Philippines. Now I totally want to visit the Philippines, to try the food obviously, it all looked so good. Not just saying that, I [...]