Binary Tuberculosis

Well our President is slower than a glacier in the Sahara and I’ve mentioned that a few times…many times, but does that make me “Un-American”? I would assume so since that’s the only thing that even remotely comes close to me be questioned by HUAC.

Here is an email I received today:

ATTENTION!

The Bureau of Morality has identified you as A CONSUMER OF DISSIDENT MATERIAL.

This is a one time warning. Any further attempts to view, consume, or distribute un-american content will result in the loss of citizenship increments and/or the imposition of fines, penalties, or imprisonment.

You have choices. Make the RIGHT ones.

For further information on making good choices, visit http://www.thepriceoftreason.net

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Bureau of Morality
One Nation Under God

The email looked legit. It only got a spam score of 1.0 (5.0-6.0 is usually the threshold an email has to cross to be considered as SPAM). Plus it passed an SPF check too, which spammers usually don’t pass. And the links didn’t contain any phishing data either. Worst piece of spam ever, it doesn’t even do it’s job correctly, advertising, the above link doesn’t even work.

Come to think of it, thinking the President is an idiot probably makes me more of an American, why? Almost every one out of two Americans thinks that our President is a few sticks short of a Pocky box. From Wikipedia:

A recent poll by Mirror also suggested that 48% of the Americans believe Bush to have the lowest intelligence of all post WWII Presidents.

Bureau of Morality…they should rename it to the Ministry of Love.