Binary Tuberculosis

That’s correct, that’s a scan of a psychotic letter I received recently in the mail.

Sender unknown? Check
Addressed to TB? Check
Sent from the middle of nowhere? Check
All my friends are truly oblivious of this? Check

So if you or anybody you know hates me (likely) and lives in Pierre, South Dakota (unlikely), please contact me:
tb AT binarytuberculosis DOT com

I was a little freaked out when I got this letter, opening it up late at night didn’t help, but going to straight to bed and forgetting about it did help. And it really was sent from Pierre, South Dakota, the USPS date stamp confirms it. That’s a bit hard to forge.

So what did I end up doing about this? Call the police? Call my mother? Move? Get aroused? Go CSI on the letter’s arse? Nay! I lazied out, contacted one person to see if she was lame enough to send me this letter (yes, she was lame enough and no, she didn’t send it) and then forgot about it. Figured if I was going to die or if it is some really strange prank, nothing I can really do about it except wait it out.

As of today it has been 15 days since the letter was mailed and nobody has come forward and I’m still alive. If you don’t hear from me after this post, well, I’m probably dead. If you do hear from me after this post, then I wish you were dead.

Tags: psycho