May 25 2008
Ow Quattuor
I was in love last night, I was ready to propose… “Will you marry me ibuprofen?” I was ready to ask. Well it’s a good thing I didn’t, it one-night-standed me up.
Last night before I went to bed I tossed a pill. Great, much better, still hurts, can’t do yoga or anything, but a lot better. Woke up this morning around 10am, in pain. No biggie, my lover shall save me. Took a pill… hours later, still in pain.
What the hell?
I’m thinking if this doesn’t get better by Tuesday morning, I’m calling in sick and going to the hospital. I Googled ‘neck pain’ and ‘running’ and some of the hits mentioned spinal injuries, freaked me out, just because I’ve had muscle pain before, but it has never been this bad or lasted this long.
Hmm, or it could be cancer. Does cancer of the neck exist?
The most annoying thing? I can’t even take a leak properly, just because I can’t look down to see if my penis is at the right angle or not, makes the post-leak shake a bit tougher too.
The second worst pain so far? Drying my hair with a towel after the shower. I just ended up putting the towel over my head and hoped I could maybe sponge up some moisture. The worst pain, tossing and turning in bed, I swear I’d die for a few minutes every time I’d turn my head on the pillow.
Pray for Mojo.