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I always wondered why our Sun and our Moon are proper nouns and other celestial bodies have better names. I mean Titan, now that’s a name, but it’s also a moon, not the Moon.
I’m going to start calling our Moon a new name from now on, Luna is a nice fit (Harry Potter fans rejoice I guess). As for the Sun, shrug, I was always partial to Ra or maybe Flamey McBall, I haven’t decided which one I prefer more.