Blood Less
And yet another reason to not do any post-work, weekday, sunset runs… my legs are bitten like crazy! Stupid blood devouring little organisms (not to be mistaken with reverse-vampire children who only come out during the day).
Yesterday my legs itch like nuts, today they’re past the itching phase and onto the sore/hurting phase. Is there like a secret home made mythical recipe to cure this? Like a bath in 2% milk or natural peanut butter lotion or maybe getting an 80 year old lady to bite through your skin under a full moon in a cemetary while holding hands in a freshly dug grave?
My legs hurt, heal me!
One Response to “Blood Less”
Apparently, chamomile lotion helps with mosquito itch. Or honey.. but that would prolly be pretty inconvenient with all your, err, leg hair so you prolly wanna stick to the lotion. Next time just spray some OFF on yourself will you?
Btw, looks like all the blood the mosquitoes leached out of you has somehow been spurted all over your new template. It’s, umm, very RED.. and a little schizophrenic no? Geometric designs.. AND Asian floral motifs.. AND iCal/Apple-esque date buttons? Pick one theme dammit!
Ok I’m done now.
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