Pretty Annoying
I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately. It’s been great, I love flicks, but there’s something that has been consistently annoying the hell outta me… pretty girls. They annoy the shit outta me.
Take for instance The Forbidden Kingdom, great movie I thought. Not an authentic martial arts type, but the kind of martial arts movie that you remember watching as a kid that really pumped you up and started your Bruce Lee wanna-be days. Now take that great movie, toss in a hottie (Liu Yifei in this case) and BAM, this movie has a chink in the armor (um, no racist pun intended, seriously).
Now I love pretty girls, especially amazing Asian ones, but whenever Liu Yifei would come on screen, I swear I couldn’t remember my own name, or what year it was, and I highly doubt I was breathing either.
Lisa Ray had the same effect during my viewing of Water. Crap it she’s beautiful!
So. Effing. Annoying.
Come to think of it, maybe I just need a girlfriend.
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