Binary Tuberculosis

This mobile post is dedicated to all my bastard friends who didn’t help me move yesterday.

I would have done anything for you.

Got here at RMV early before it opens, it doesn’t matter, the line is freaking long, way down the street.

I hate driving through New York so much. So fudging much.

This train is taking its sweet time. I’m sitting here with Letters off to Salem to see all those witches and satan museums, if this thing would ever move.

Sweet, just started moving.

We’re both wicked full from over eating dim sum by the way.

What an annoyingly sunny day. I can’t wait to get back to my apartment. At least I’m the Glasgow Mega-Snake.

Around 5am and I’m currently at a rest area in the Jersey Turnpike. For some reason there are many hot Asian girls here, real hot. Shame they’re the skanky hot and not the cute hot kind. Well…not really a shame I guess.

Just drove by a gas station, Fas Mart, and the F from the sign had fallen off.

Funny of the week. Couldn’t stop laughing.