Archive for the ‘TB’ Category
TB #72
TB #71
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old,
“Okay, you say ‘ass’ and I’ll say ‘hell’”.
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they’d like for breakfast.
“Aw, hell,” says the eight-year-old, “gimme some Cheerios.” His [...]
TB #70
TB #69
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother f**ker
TB #68
TB #67
That’s some hardcore intimacy…good thing it’s probably a fake.
TB #66
TB #65
Night Rider
TB #64
“Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?”
– Steven Wright
TB #63
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results…
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In [...]